Otters Chasing A Butterfly

For my G-Vance, who this will make vom.

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Oh would that you would kiss me
with the kisses of your mouth
cause your mouth is sweeter than wine
and has a more complicated history than the American south.

New Chevrolet in Flames by The Mountain Goats

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

ROBOT DINOSAURS!

Toilet door sentiments.

Toilet door sentiments.

Weight Watchers wants to deprive me of Nutella. Bastard.

I would sell you.

Boyfriend, with no hesitation, on what he would do if I turned into a stegosaurus.
A zombie painting what I done.

A zombie painting what I done.

Fell off a horse today when it wasn’t even moving. True story.

Glanced at magazine and thought I saw a pic of @charltonbrooker. It was Leonardo DiCaprio. Think new glasses will need some getting used to.

The Sims 3: just as pointlessly addictive as the first two but somehow even less satisfying.